Forget Dr. Evil and his ridiculously evil plans... lasers are so much more practical than that! In this episode, Will and Mango discover why lasers are perfect for precision-cooking your bacon, how they can be used as chopsticks, why washing dishes is so much better when it's done by laser, and a simple laser trick for keeping pesky pirates at bay. Plus, we take a look at the very strange way Texas tried to educate aliens about queso. (Spoiler: It involved a laser.)  Got a tip? Question? Comment? Drop us a line already on our Insta @parttimegenius!  Image by Vika Glitter via pexels. (Thanks Vika!) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.