Episode 284. Your ghost hosts Slimer and Mimer are here for another Halloween special re-telling old Captain's Log anecdotes as "scary" "stories." Enjoy your szechuan McFlurry as you hear tales of the last two Kyles in the world, a life wrapped in foil, being kicked by the NFL robot, the fate of The Boobie Bouncer, your life being mysteriously tied to a movie marketing stunt, German Monday, the scariest 90s cartoon character to encounter in a liminal void, and old internet meme becoming a dangerous reality.Click here to watch a video of this episode. (00:00) - Intro (00:04) - Costume reveal! (04:00) - Is the Mountain Dew VooDew 2024 flavor pink Starbursts? (08:54) - Housekeeping (13:19) - Twisting past Captain's Log stories into scary stories (01:23:53) - Outro ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★