When I was 24 I made a list of qualities I was looking for in a soulmate. How close did I get with Daniel? I read the list, some of which I no longer even understand, and we discuss. Plus Daniel's Starbucks wife, the Walgreen's incident, 311, a commenter who got under my skin, matcha, whether DQ is a classic ass man, your calls and so much more. Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen This episode is brought to you by: RING: http://ring.com/bestfriend REEL PAPER: http://reelpaper.com/bestfriend (or enter bestfriend for 30% off you first order plus free shipping) Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/