If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person. 

The great Tom Papa joins us for some good ol' making fun of people get down. 

We have your emails and they are very offensive - thank you for sending them. 

PLUS, if you're white and you get a great tan, are you now black? One completely insane person thinks so. 

Pull those jeans up!

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