Jordan Morris is here and he has a favorite bathroom where he'll be taking all promotional photos and meetings. Riki Lindhome is here too and someone recently called her up to apologize for something but she can't remember the offense. Daniel's nailed the Utah accent and I am having trouble letting things go. Also we recall that horrible 90s dating sensation "The Rules," talk what we did or didn't do on the fourth of July, Jordan hopes to remain on a certain invite list, Riki enjoys phone calls, Jordan received a bad Air Bnb rating and more! Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This episode is brought to you by: RAYCON: http://buyraycon.com/bestfriend (for 15% off) ROTHY'S: http://rothys.com/alison (get $20 off purchase of $100 or more thru Aug 1, 2021) EMBARK: http://embarkvet.com (use promo code bestfriend to save $50 today) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/