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Sh*t on the Table

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Welcome and thank you for choosing to spend your grooming hour with Sh*t on the Table. We are a Podcast for Dog Groomers by Dog Groomers. We are an opinion based podcast who talk about our day to day events or just shoot the sh*t about grooming topics. Please enjoy.

You Announced You’re An Asshole, And You’re Continuing To Be OneEpisode • Jul 24, 2023

Face Shot By A Portuguese Water DogEpisode • Jun 19, 2023

Back At It Again, BitchesEpisode • May 29, 2023

I Didn’t Work This Hard For Santa To Come Swooping InEpisode • Jan 2, 2023

I Don’t Go Around Breaking People’s ToiletsEpisode • Dec 19, 2022

How You Gonna Say ”Poor Harvey?”Episode • Dec 5, 2022

It’s ”House” Dude!Episode • Nov 14, 2022

Creepy PastaEpisode • Oct 31, 2022

I’m Her Groomer In Vegas... Well, I Was...Episode • Oct 18, 2022

You’re Just Gonna Break Their Plumbing AnywaysEpisode • Oct 3, 2022

I’m Kind Of Annoying, And You Are TooEpisode • Sep 21, 2022

What If He Was Tugging It Out Real Quick?Episode • Sep 5, 2022

We’re Pretty Sober These DaysEpisode • Aug 15, 2022

It Gets Worse!... It Gets Worse!Episode • Jul 25, 2022

Poppin’ Dog Tranqs!Episode • Jul 11, 2022

I’m Not Calling You A Liar, But I’m Calling You OutEpisode • Jun 27, 2022

www.ShitOnTheTable.comEpisode • Jun 13, 2022

You Should Be Eating Your Clients..... Pockets....Episode • May 30, 2022

You Could Sell Your Medical WasteEpisode • May 16, 2022

bluejuice98@hotmail.comEpisode • May 2, 2022

The D Word Does Not Exist In My BusinessEpisode • Apr 18, 2022

I’m What Horror Movies Are Made OfEpisode • Apr 4, 2022

Interview with Anaïs HaydenEpisode • Mar 21, 2022

Maybe They Just All Like Being Put In Their PlaceEpisode • Mar 8, 2022

That Made Me PuckerEpisode • Feb 21, 2022

One More Update Before We Get Back To ItEpisode • Feb 7, 2022

We’re Back With A Birthing Update!Episode • Jan 24, 2022

You Look Like A Beast!Episode • Nov 8, 2021

WafflestompingEpisode • Oct 25, 2021

I Just Let Them Know I Don‘t Have Any Pants OnEpisode • Oct 11, 2021

Were They Floaters Or Was This Diarrhea?Episode • Sep 27, 2021

When You Make Eye Contact, It‘s Really WeirdEpisode • Sep 13, 2021

It Sounds Like She Was Getting Turned On By YouEpisode • Aug 2, 2021

I Wear Gags For Fun!Episode • Jul 19, 2021

Never Had Brown Titties Before... Got Brown Titties...Episode • Jun 21, 2021

She Said To Go Jerkoff Indoors!Episode • Jun 7, 2021

I've Got Mom Issues... I've Got Daddy Issues TooEpisode • May 24, 2021

Elbows Deep In The Grey Water TankEpisode • May 10, 2021

.... It Happened One Time...Episode • Apr 26, 2021

Unsolicited Dick Picks!!!...Episode • Apr 12, 2021

Daddy?!?!?… Daddy?!?!?Episode • Mar 29, 2021

So That Dog's Just Asking For It...Episode • Mar 15, 2021

We're Like OB's For DogsEpisode • Mar 1, 2021

I Hope I See Her At The Hotel LaterEpisode • Feb 15, 2021

You never washed their vulvas?!Episode • Feb 1, 2021

We're Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.Episode • Jan 18, 2021

I'm Not Gonna Jump Up and Down and Hug You Each Time You Tip MeEpisode • Dec 21, 2020

I'm a Dirty Dog Groomer And I Don't Wear UnderwearEpisode • Dec 7, 2020

You DID Masturbate With The Velocity Dryer!Episode • Nov 23, 2020

The World Is Not Going To End If You Take A Sick DayEpisode • Nov 9, 2020

I'm Sorry, But Beauty And The Beast Is BestialityEpisode • Oct 26, 2020

I Don't Know... I Didn't Push Her Out Of My PussyEpisode • Oct 12, 2020

There's No Sharks, But There Are Dead Bodies....Episode • Sep 28, 2020

We Literally Have Pow-Wows While She's Waxing My PussyEpisode • Sep 14, 2020

I Didn't Take A Picture Of You..... EwwEpisode • Aug 31, 2020

We're Drunk, That's Where We AtEpisode • Aug 17, 2020

So We Get The Last Room In The Back Of The Motel...Episode • Aug 3, 2020

Noooo I'm Not Going To Waterboard Your DogEpisode • Jul 20, 2020

Every Time I Say "Honey," I Feel DirtyEpisode • Jul 6, 2020

I'll Groom Any Dog That's Good... Except For Shiba's and Husky's... and Chows...Episode • Jun 22, 2020

At Some Point I Knew.... This Was A Plumber Problem.Episode • Jun 8, 2020

I Pee In A Bowl, Like, Let's Just Put It Out There...Episode • May 25, 2020

When I Look At You, I Remember Your Toe Nails Scratching MeEpisode • May 11, 2020

So What?! Maybe I Wanna Get Fat.Episode • Apr 27, 2020

Awwwwww... This Bitch Has An Oreo...Episode • Apr 13, 2020

Ohhhh... Are These Hair Splinters Arousing You??Episode • Mar 30, 2020

So, I'm Gonna Be Very Candid Right Now...Episode • Mar 16, 2020

The Joys of Pasadena Part 2Episode • Mar 9, 2020

The Joys of Pasadena Part 1Episode • Mar 2, 2020

Chuggin' Nyquil like Lil' WayneEpisode • Feb 17, 2020

I'm Allergic to Shiba InusEpisode • Feb 3, 2020

My Husband Tried To Kill MeEpisode • Jan 20, 2020

People Are Going To Start Emailing AA PamphletsEpisode • Jan 6, 2020

I'm being Polite and Respectful, like a Good Little GirlEpisode • Dec 23, 2019

Brought To You By TequilaEpisode • Dec 9, 2019

Juices Are Flowing, LiterallyEpisode • Nov 25, 2019

Daddy! Look At All The Hair! Look, Daddy!Episode • Nov 10, 2019

Drunk Off ExhaustionEpisode • Oct 28, 2019

My Favorite WordEpisode • Oct 14, 2019

Do I Give Off That Vibe....?Episode • Sep 30, 2019

Bleeding Your Own BloodEpisode • Sep 16, 2019

Seniors, insta shits with a nip slipEpisode • Sep 2, 2019

Tequila, Piercings and Karaoke - A SuperZoo SpecialEpisode • Aug 27, 2019

Shit IntroducedEpisode • Aug 19, 2019

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