Taken In The Arts

A Hot Girl Called Bruce

An Interesting Segue

Pentagon Pizza Report

Struggle Cuddles

LIVE From South Africa - The Big 5

Cheers To A Glass Of Metamucil

Your Donations Towards CB4BC

I’m A Dog, I’m A Mutt

“Mum Will Be Dead Soon and We Can Go Eat The Cookies”

Carrie’s Quilt Sex

Little Tommy Little’s Little Love Letters

Type In “Tommy Little Peanut Butter”

PODCAST SPECIAL! Full interview with TASH SULTANA

Large Dirty Chai

Nuns Brewing Prosecco

A Little Entrée Of Complainée

Rubber Duckies and Pork Ribs

Spaghettable Bolognese

Bickers On The Bulk

What Pants Off Party??

Hash Brown Potato Cake

10 Years Since Carrie's Gold Logies Speech

Carrie Bickmore Reveals She Nearly Didn't Deliver Her Iconic Logies Speech

When Do You Need To Check The Temperature Of Your Rectum?

Pookie Arterberry with Rocky Beers

Frozen Peas For Dessert

Two Shags Short Of A Picnic

Seconds Of Pleasure

The Puma’s Meow

Those Little Spikey Balls

Security Camera Dancing

Spaghetti Mariana Trench

Carrie Shat Her Pants

Carrie’s Got Face Tatts Like Post Malone

“We Need More Lighthouses”

Producer Sammy’s Suspicious Vaseline Tub

Why Aren’t Kids Greasy Anymore?

BONUS PODCAST: Our Extended Chat With Jamila Rizvi On Living with a Broken Brain

“Why Does Your Breath Smell Like Poo?”

Tommy’s Childhood Goon Bag Pillow

Rhys Darby: Military Clown

Carrie’s Contra Deal: "The Food’s Roarsome"

Producer Zoe’s Boyfriend Gave Her Scabies, Then Dumped Her

Carrie Used To Busk Out Front Of Coles

“When Your Son Eats Your Dad”

Carrie’s Succumbed, Tommy Is Also A Sir

Carrie's Excitement Fart From Yesterday

Andy Lee Time Lord??

Carrie Gets Cream Pied - April Fools!!!

Tommy Little Gets Massage With Unhappy Ending

A Stand-Up Personal Watercraft

The Roast Of Carrie Bickmore Part 2

The Roast Of Carrie Bickmore

First Impressions, Lasting Burns! Jesse goes BACKSTAGE at the Roast of Carrie Bickmore!

An Elephant In A Tuxedo

Life with Endo

Itty Bitty Shitty Fridgey

Always At Climax You Give Up!

Front Row’s Probably Gonna Need Ponchos

Nude Mirror Googlin’, Steph Claire Smith and Carrie Dates Her Mum’s Student

Carrie Vows Sleepovers Never Again, Lizzy Hoo and Nath “Starfish” Valvo

Meow-Meow Meow, Karl Chandler and Shit Happens

Back Of The Drawer Bra, Sam Pang and Watch Kids Around Trains

Vending Machine Bolognese, Brett Blake and The Governor’s Pleasure

Producer Steals From Verstappen, Guenther Steiner and Gobble Down A Sea Urchin

Let’s Melt People’s Faces, Sarah Millican and Loren Barry Doing Loren Barry Things

Tommy’s Gangrenous Toe, Hughesy and Nazeem Hussain

Yucking Peoples Yum, Sally Spicer and Our Roast Announcement

Grecian Lady Pink Boxers, Swilling Mouthwash and BOMFBICSICIA

Allergic Turkey Tails, Lehmo and Carrie Makes A Joke She Doesn’t Understand

Good Girls Do Butt Stuff, Tommy Didn’t Calculate Currency and Periods In Sport

Lizzy Hoo Covers Carrie, Hego Larry Potter and B-I-N-G-O!

Drunk Pig Fights Cow, Pink (Eye) Pony Club and Too Full For Sex

Carrie's A Car Grub, Mentalist: Suhani Shah and Ol’ Big D Energy

Totally Gnarly Brah, Sleep Home Spending Now and Sticky Thursdate Pudding

Hughesy’s New Addiction, Having A Nut Butter and Pink Eye Tips

Strawberry Thickshake Tangent, Ross Noble and Thistlethwayte’s Leather Jacket

When Watch Shows, Hugh van Cuylenburg and To Disturb or Not To Disturb

Breakfast Tabbouleh, Eight Build-A-Bear’s and "I Do" But Then Don’t

Recording In Progress, I Spy What Was In Your Eye and Tommy's Prison Wives

Yesterday’s Muscles With Apricot Jam, Ivan Aristeguieta and Thomas Hummus

Tinned Muscles, Tommy Ignored Carrie At LIV Golf and Wearing Little Boy Undies

Adding Mayo To The Story, 360 and Luke McGregor

Carrie’s Knobbly Bit, Anti-Pizza Beatle and Scratching Your Front Bum

Carrie Itchmore, Orange Green Nose Bleed and Tattooed Private Parts

Did Carrie Cut Her Vagina, Australian Native High Tea and Helicopters Can Do Flips

Live From Uluru, Ship Full Of Nude People and The Super Bowl

Phone Relationships, The Fall Of Diddy Directors and Bieber's Used Ciggie

Damn Beavers, Sucking Face To Sepultura and A Penis Fly Trap

Was Tommy Drunk On The Project? Flatulent Relationships and Carrie In A Kmart

Buying Tommy A Helicopter, Dave Thornton’s Undercarriage and Eyes Wide Shut

Jack Whitehall, Carrie Is DJing At LIV Golf and Hannah Ferguson

Tommy Locked In A Room, Justine Schofield and Why Is The Sky Blue?

Poo In The Pool, Black Market Q-Tips and A Team Member Gets Stuck In A Cave

Carrie’s Tranquilliser Drama, Jesse Gets Steamrolled and Ponies Galore!

Which Producer Was In A Cult, Crapulence and Sacha’s Honest Neighbour

Wetting or Sweating, Sammy's Australian Open and Hands In The Box

Carrie’s Cop Call, An Accidental Fart and Turning Down The Radio To Park

Carrie Met Tennis Royalty, Horse In A Tent and Billy Ray Cigarettes

Smutmanticy, Urzila Carlson and Carrie Gets Floured Out

Enthusiastic Audience Members, Julia Morris and Jesse’s Fairy Porn

Lick Us Up, It’s The Last Show Of 2024!!

It’s Carrie’s Birthday Show!! (She’s Not 50)

Carrie Is The Grinch, Tommy Is Santa and This Is The Compost Of Living

Most Annoying Radio You’ve Ever Heard, Lil’ Schnitty and 3Pac

Carrie’s Pool Etiquette, Men Tell Women What They Want and Jesse Wets It

The Weapon Is In The Building, Ray O’Leary and Giving Pottery A Go

Devils Lettuce Utensil, Are We Having A Pot Off and Unpopped Popcorn Kernels

Blossoming Plants Blossoming You, Lehmo and Why So Many Onions?

Dancing Salsa Lady, Adam Gilchrist and If The Van’s A-Rockin’…

Turkish Transplant Team Trip,The Guestaurant and Sarah Kelly Point To Pinnacle

Carrie Flies Economy, Sarah Kelly and Mouth Shredding

What Do Jellyfish Do? Dave Thornton and So It’s Still Called Facebook?

Carrie Quickly Napped Before The Show, Stain Queens and Waking Up Hot

LIVE From Bluey’s World Brisbane

Shave Both Sides Of Your Legs, Harriet O’Donnell and Such A Little Snitchy Poo

Upside Down You’re Turning Me, Bob Dylan’s Twitter and Carrie Was Vice Dance Captain

Corpse Stops Traffic, The Kid LAROI and Done A Diddy Carrie Doesn't Know About

3 Men & A Toddler Bike, Jelena Dokic and Gluing Yourself Together

Hugh Grant’s Pet Peeves, Waleed Aly and Yucking Someones Yum

Bunion Pads, Waleed Aly and Carrie Knees Tommy In The Nuts

Fastest Fingered, Torvill & Dean and The Licking Really Makes A Big Difference

Opening A Door To Down Dogging, Anarchist Punk Mum and Hugh Mungo

Tommy Future Proofs Himself, Shannon Martinez and Jeremy Buckingham

We’re Shock Jocks, Shaun Micallef and Wolverine’s Fingers

Red Clothes & Wet Hair, Kitty Flanagan and Sophie Monk

Jesse’s Very Good With The Rings, Monty Franklin and A ThermoQuiz

A Knife Could Graze A Nipple, Mick Fanning and Nazeem Hussain

The King's Glasses, John Safran and Sucking Out The Charging Port

Building Toddler's Bikes, Bill Bailey and Carrie Laughs So Hard She Farts

Carrie’s New Hole, Mel Buttle and Meow-Meow Meow Meow

Cubed Poo, Tommy Little’s Rebirthing and Coffee Up Your Bum

Carrie’s Sick But Hughesy’s Not, Beau Ryan and Nedd Brockmann

Scented Balls In The Sauna, Carrie Pulls Her Own Finger and Lunch Little One?

Naked Gardening Day, Felicity Ward and Tommy Little’s What Am I Thinking?

Tommy’s Radio Award, Peter Helliar and What Body Parts Did You Keep?

Carrie & Tommy EXTRA: That's What I Wanna Know

Treasure Hunt Rally, Sienna Grace and Producer Jorgia Lets Carrie Go

LIVE From Sydney Olympic Park Athletic Centre - Nedd’s Uncomfortable Challenge: 1000 Miles In 10 Days

Having Kids Later In Life, Ivan Aristeguieta and Slumdog Millionaire Homework

Zoe Foster Blake, Lizzy Hoo and Producer Sammy Smells

Vomit On A Gravitron, Julie Goodwin and Carrie’s Got Artisian Globes

Bring Your Kids To Work Day, Daylight Saving Time and Carrie’s Tokin’

Rocket Man Is Half A Man, Fartladdin and Tattooing Almonds

Thoughtful Text, Alex Wadelton and A Slow Motion Replay

Profusely Sweating, Sourdoughn’t and The Farmer’s Wife Is A Bit Of A Mole

Carrie Is Jesse’s Mum Again, A Bit Of Bosoming and Hawk Two

Mutant Milk Drinkers, Cucumber Hat Chat and Goodbye Pippa

Hair Crimping, Carrie’s Removable Carrots and Kangaroo Edward

Little Tommy’s Gaffer Taped Ears, The Rosetta Stone and Carrie: Plot Detective

A Member Of The Shrub Club, Pat Farmer and A 5 Million Dollar Thermomix

Uppercup To The Face, Kylie Minogue and 50 Kay Vacay Giveaway

Maggie Dent's Parenting Masterclass

The Zoom sketch that almost tore the show apart, Tommy is a Juicy Fruit Boy, and MUKBANG!

Peeing In A Tennis Ball Container, Maggie Dent Returns and Carrie’s Phone Strap Is ‘Giving’

Are You A Secret Love Child, Enthusiasm For Dubbo and Highlighter Erasion

Mitch Tambo, Luke McGregor and 198 Bites Of An Apple

Alexa Leary, David Walliams and Beau Ryan

Can You Still Play Hangman, Maggie Dent and Getting Face Tucked

Carrie Loves Sausage, Taryn Brumfitt and Bone Conducting Sound

Carrie’s Sucked On A Cows Teet, Luke McGregor and Baseball Cards Get The Ladies

Jesse's Getting (Checks Notes) Compliments, Urzila Carlson and Carrie’s Gym Class Pass

Keep It Quick Tania, Elle Macpherson and Carrie’s Good At Bad

Shit Spelling, Maggie Dent Is Back and Carrie Bought Sheggings

EXCLUSIVE - Tonia Haddix from Chimp Crazy

Crack Another Beer Get Fit, Missy Higgins and Chimp Crazy’s Tonia Haddix

Don’t Take Life Advice From Centenarians, Dr. Little Do and Michael Klim

Illegal Romantic Stuff, Maggie Dent and Not Very Demure

Scrambled Eggs On Your Helmet, Meat Music and The Repercussions Of Concussions

Carrie Can’t Not Fart, Grace Tame and Heated Couches

Hot Water Balloons, How To Avoid A Heart Attack and Doggy Dog World

Tommy's Unique Adventure Flights™, Rob Farnham and The Chippie Monster

Tommy Wanted To Kiss A Guest, Shampubes and A Jalapeño Popper Sausage Roll

Carrie’s Logie Adventures, Harry Garside and Strip Mario Kart

Larry Emdur, Carrie’s Retirement Style Bed and Amy Shark Is Back!

Sleep In Your School Uniform, Christian Hull and Eleventh Cousins Once Removed

Nate Byrne, Celia Pacquola and Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Oh That’s Steve!

The Lustre Of My Cluster, Ray Martin and "Ha-poo-na Matata"

Amy Shark, A Toothless Bloody Carrie And Sam Pang

Democracy Manifest, Kate Gudinski and Mossy Nipple Bend

Grab Your Jade Egg, Jess Fox and Tommy’s Cousin In Tasmania

Hughesy Talks Carrie’s Anxiety, Doctor Bribes Patient To Leave and No Knead Bread

Can Richard Funk, Carrie’s Anxiety Admission and A Bear Story

Dylan Alcott, Tommy Needs To Fill Seats and Tom Gleisner

How Big’s Your Ironing Board, Dr. Matt Agnew and Crushing Lemons For Hard Rated

A “Very Attractive Lady”, Angela Bishop and Bag Lasagne

Tommy’s Phallic Item, Ellie Flynn and Enormous Normal Sized Cars

Nom De Plumes, Drew Barrymore and Snoop Commentates The Olympizzles

The Dick Flop, Free Toilet Wagyu and Hot Mustard

Where Do Babies Come From, Nedd Brockmann and The Voice Of The Wilderness

Carrie’s Not Wearing Her Outside Shoes, Jean Mitchell and Holiday Reminiscing

Towel Drying Insertion, Dasha and Twelve Cushions

What’s Jesse’s Last Name, Andy Lee and 4AM On Saturday

Savage Garden Don't Sing About Foliage, Urzila Carlson and Carrie's Old Tapes

Teddy Swims But Tommy Goats, Kate Langbroek and Dylan Alcott

Tommy’s Bolivian Coup, Rita Ora and Best American Anthem Sung Ever

Teddy Swims Tattoos Tommy, Masterchef Judges and Where Were You Paid To Be?

Earthgrippers, Anne Edmonds and A Grown Man In Face Paint

Carrie Meets Tommy’s Groomsman, Ariana's Voice Change and A Crappy Way To Spend Time

Are Bath’s For Bathing, Grant Denyer Celebrates 25 Years and Remember When You Remembered?

Mind Blown Also Mouth Full, Pete Helliar and Car-Part-Mentalize

Puppet On A String, Tommy’s A Curious Fellow and One Hundred Thousand Million

Putt King & The Fanndog, Nagi Maehashi and Marc Fennell

Urzila Carlson, Dean Lewis and Bickers Is Planking & Having Jägerbombs

Tommy Almost Invents Loaded Fries, Two Appendicitis Bags and Kids Eat Green Poo

Hughsey Doesn't Wash His Hair, Thor's In Economy and Hands Up!

Ruby Tuesday, Permanent Fringe and Who Is Wifey Wife In Tommy’s Phone?

You Can’t Champ People, World Extreme Crochet Championships and Éfpistos Syndrome

Rob Schneider Gives Tommy An Out Again & Again, Adam Hills and Journalistic Integrity

Fallopian Fursday, The Ravioli Man and Carrie's On The Avril Train/Skateboard

A Trap Set By An Older Lady, Rob Schneider and Is Carrie The Ferret's Mum?

Tuna Mornay Without The Tuna, BIG Announcement and Bev's With Darlene

Public Spats, Celibate Celebs and Jamie Durie Makes Dinner

Green Apple Splatter, Tommy Time and Carrie Cracks The Shetts

Bros Belching Bravely, Carrie’s Seen Some Pole Hopping and Toilet Paper Silencer

Home Made Dash Cam, Laura Henshaw and Advertisements During The Tango

Is Carrie A Trendsetter, $100K Time Game and Tommy Said Something Weird Over Speakerphone

DOGCAST: Carrie & Tommy Are Canine-ing It Up!!

A Tablespoon Of Coffee, Lachy Hulme and Cute Kid Chef

Kid’s Complaint Line, Tom Gleeson and Heat Seaters

Carrie’s Never Had Her Toes Sucked, How Dumb Are You? and Yeah The Boys!

Men's Fashion That Gives You The Ick, Jeffery The Chihuahua and Egg Paste

Great Wall Half Marathon, Matilda - Katrina Gorry and What Phone Feature Would You Like?

Carrie Is Off To China, Same Same But Backwards and Tommy Cleans Up The Internet

Tommy Got Fired From Community TV, Sam McGuane and CB's C&B

Oh My God, Dr. Chris Brown and Where Were You Electrocuted?

Tommy Has A New Game, Are You A Good Mum and Fart In A Jar

Great Wall Pledges, Cowlick Talk and Issues With Slime

Sooshi Mango, Carrie's Half Marathon For Charity and Guy Sebastian

Double U's, Dogs Dressed As Pandas and Love At The Supermarket

Perth Doesn't Have All The Seasons, Julie Goodwin and Is Your Name Your Job?

What's Your Missed Million Dollar Idea, Manu and Stain Removal Tips

Celebrating Carrie's Favourite Day, Nedd Brockmann and Going Dry For May

$50K Time Game Winner Check-In, Jorgia's Producer Pitch and Will Tommy Quit Vaping?

Anya Taylor-Joy & Chris Hemsworth, Reactions To Carrie’s Letter and Tenuous Links To Celebrities

Carrie’s Violence Against Women Letter, The Bathroom Pufferfish and Men Who Moisturise

You Ruined It For Everybody Else Champ, Tits First So I Can Be A Hot Mum At Pickup and Tip A Bit Of Water Out For Sammy

This Has Gone From Fun On-Air Chat To Issues, Oh You Reckon There’s Gonna Be UNO Soon-o and Have You Ever Given Someone A Glasgow Kiss?

You Could Get 33,800 BBQ Cheeseburgers, I Never Think Gosh I Wish I Could Just Walk Around Naked & Sniff People’s Arses and Wait Til Jesse Hears That There’s Commentary Involved When Leigh-Roy Does It!

You’re Gross But Here’s A Question Anyway, Havin’ A Screw On A Pizza - It’d Be Hot & You'd Be Covered In Oil and That’s Funny To Think Of A Bachelor Pad With A Fully Stocked First Aid Cabinet

Try To Explain A Discman & Anti-Skip Technology, Was There A Black Cockatoo? and What A Sassy Mole

This Morning I Vomited In My Hand, I Understand O’Clock and Isn’t That Like A Slab Of Beef That You’ve Pounded?

What’s Slippin’ The Bird Look Like? Didn’t He Roll With A Baker’s Dozen and Let’s Cut Sick On This Pr**k

Give Me A Bad Bure Day Over A Non Bure Day Any Day, SquishMallow and He Met Her At The 7-Eleven She Was Stealing Pies & Stuff

Noah, Is He A Funny Kahan? She Showed Her Hands Full Of Vomit And Said See and That’s The First Unsolicited Wassup Carrie Has Ever Done!!

Jabba The Bure Is Excellent, The Rooms Got Icy and Hey, Do You Know My Cousin Vlad?

Feeling Something Very Weighty On My Coattails At The Moment, Now They Have A Giant Me Head In Their House and I’ve Been Plunging Away For Decades!!

MORE ROAST!! The Dog’s Really Struggling To Bring Me The Grange, He Is Adamant He Has An 8 Pack and If You Wanna Look Younger Band-Aid On The Face

POST ROAST SHOW!!: Dave Thornton, Sonia Di lorio, Dilruk Jayasinha & Nick Cody, Tom Ballard Listens Back To Karl Chandler and Mum Doesn’t Understand Baby Gravy

IT'S ROAST DAY!!! Their Last Name Is Corr - Together They’re Corrs, Jeremy Piven: How Much Of An Asshole Are You Really? and He Slept His Way To The Middle

38 Missed Calls & A Parking Ticket, Also Eating Can’t Be Your First Language and Look At Us Trying Not To Say The Word Cock

We Did “Whose Pesto Is The Besto With Matt Presto”, Show Me A Fluffy-Backed Tit-Babbler and Anita Jobby - Yeah I Need One Too!

Yes It’s Much Better On Your Naked Genitalia, I’m Not Saying It’s True But I’m Just Not Saying It’s Not Not True Know What I’m Saying? and It’s A Wild Order For A 12 Year Old - Just A Virgin Please

Michael Bublé: I Guess Sexting Is A Text With Sexual.., Is This On Your Phone Or Just Through A Window Somewhere? and Bickslusive’s Are Gonna Be Our Big Thing This Year & I’m Doing The One On Ones

Like A Grammatical Error To Really Get People Through The Turnstiles, You’re Sure It’s Not CoCo or BoBo or LoLo? and We’re All RD-Oning

Do You Say Spag Bol? I Say Spag Bog, I Had The Same Wheelbarrow Full Of Bricks For About 7 Months and I Got A Note Under My Door With A Room Number, Two Names & A Winky Face 😉

There’s So Much Dead Air Someone At Least Fill It, He's A Wrecked Ball and I Didn’t Smash It Against The Ground - I Put It Down With A Bit Of Flavour

Okay Mudcheeks Enough From You, I’ve Learnt What Jack & The Beanstalk Is and They Deserve All The Wilted Mushrooms In The World

Stop Saying Häagen-Dazs, Did She Say Yazs? Luke McGregor: I’m Sad Our Friendship Is Ending This Way, Why Do You Stand Up To Wipe Your Arse?

It Looks Like We’ve Both Been To Court, You’re Just Sniffing Your Own Armpit and This Is The Worst Conversation I’ve Partaken In & I’m The One Talking

You Would Say That You Spotty Mole, Originally The Calls Were Gonna Be “Give Me Some Money” and I’ve Screwed You Guys Over, Haven’t I?

She Was Like My NavWoman & I Couldn’t Turn Her Down, You Don’t Need To Put WWW Before Anything and Celeste Barber: I Needed That 2 Hours At Home On My Own To “Perform”

I’m Outraged At What The Team Did To My Mother, It’s A Cute Tiny Tux Cause I’m A Little Boy and I Smashed My Dozen Eggs On The Window & Walked Out Naked

Turn His Microphone Off!! A Story About A Ferret Who's Had Not One But Four Love Affairs: You Little Rat Rooter and Do You Cut People Off From Chocolate Bars?

I Didn’t Call Up To Get Insulted, Teddy Swims and Why Pick A Key When You Can Pick Them All?

You’re Sucked Away From The Doldrums Of Everyday Life, DICKIE DEAN ANDO and No One’s Still Rockin’ A Long Drop Are They?

Dirty Underwear Is Sitting On Top Of My Bag, TROY! TROY! TROY! Come To The Party Troy and Isn’t A Crumbed Sausage Where You Lay and Roll Around In The Sand?

Pressing Buttons With Her Cheek As She Tries To Talk, Now You’re Saying They’re Not Even Going Deep and Poo Strings On Prawns

Does Your Cox Get Wet? A Toddler That Stays Up Past 7 You Don’t Wanna Be Near That Thing and You’re Full Of It Buddy!!

LIVE From The Garden Of Unearthly Delights At Adelaide Fringe

You Could Have One In Your Car & Never Need Air Freshener, Started Googling Vacuum Cleaners That Have No Stuff and Havin’ A Larff Over Some Charff

That's What I Wanna Know, with former spy Jack Beaumont

Did His Dacks With The Consistency Of A Shepherd's Pie and If Papa Wears A Raincoat You Can Too (Hang On, Not Papa)

Sharks Discussing NATO, Lil’ R’s Next and Amy Shark’s Boyfriend Is On Taylor’s Jet With Travis Kelce

How to make a Baby, Carrie is a mum and cant facetime, and come to Adelaide Fringe with Carrie & Tommy!

Join Carrie & Tommy for their massive Adelaide Fringe Show, and can you call your partner babe?

Carrie Bickmore spotted with Travis Barker without Khloé Kardashian on Valentine Day

Carrie and FiFi Are Live From Taylor Swift’s First Aussie Show At The MCG

Yeah The Jazz Cabbage, Pash & Saunter Away and Travis Scott Plays Stage Of Origin Football

Jenny From The Block, When I’m In A Relationship All I Do Is Run and I’m Playing A Tent In Adelaide

Glad We Went To You Shane, I Adorey My Midori, I Think I’m Getting A Playground And Prison Confused

I’m Very Sussy On Hussy, You Look Like A Christmas Tree Decoration and A Fine Purveyor Of Genitalia Humour

P!nk Wants To Move Here & Make Wine, You’ve Gonged In 60 Seconds and What’s A Strumpet?

Always Choose A Path With A Larger Laksa, Calum Scott and Are You A David That’s A Schwimmer?

How Do They Fill Up A Slurpee Machine, Your Crow’s Feet Are Really Showing and It’s Like A Tiny Disco Ball Down There

I’m Really Catching Flies This Has Broken My Brain, She’s Like A 70 Year Old Man and Lewis From Aldi

It’s Real Snitchy-Poo Behaviour, Don’t Start Messing With My Name When I’m Trying To Make A Name For Myself and Strut Responsibly

Jazz Is All About What You Don’t Play, He’s A HUGE Baby Girl and You Said Exactly What I Said But With More Words

Be Silent For 30 Seconds, A Funny Name Like That About Conception and A Walking Smell Machine

You Could’ve Been A Porsche, Wasssssupper and TheDifferenceBetweenHotelAndMotel.org

Superstar Singer/Songwriter Raye Joins Us, What’s The Range Of Nipple Colour and Poor Man’s Curly Fries

It’s All About The Vibes, DJ Keith’s Stressed and One Of Them Was Off Her Face

I Woke Up As A Noble Daddy, Push It Real Better and I Wasn’t Missing I Knew Where I Was

Don’t Ask Me I’m Just A Dumb Cake, Dying On Delay and Talking SmackTo The Kids

Escargot If You Must Know, Keep It Tight and Have A Look At This Ladies Areolas

I’m Just Supple Under Here, Be Easier To Suck Though and Shitting All Over Bali

Shout Out To Romani, Hyper Flexi Hips and You Have Your Indicator Permanently On?

Greasy Hand Situation, Diamond Club Attitude and Pub Camping Afternoon

You’re Barking Up The Wrong Dog, Queefer Sutherland and The Hair Scissors

It’s Got A Fettuccine Setting, Allergic To Comedy and What’s Happening In Books?

YTG, Liz Ellis and You’re Permanently Wet

Carrie and Tommy Podchristmas

Ya Bloody Hypnotised, 17 Seconds Of Pure Laughter and Woody Rides A Horse Not A Camel

Midnight Schmackos, Suck The Fish and TLC

A Shoe Horn With Roll On Deodorant, She Wolverined You and Marcia Hines

Donna Urquhart, Tones & I and It’s 2am Mumma

Esoteric, A Bit Of An Ick and Time Game $50k Week

Don't Mix Up The Help, Poo In The Pool and Brendan Fevola

Drop-Off Glue, Pete’s Seduction Candle and Todd Sampson

Thelma & Louise Spoiler, Teasing The Pied Piper and Pete’s Sneaks Have Got Riz

Festival Cheese and Bikkies, Beyonce Charades & Budjerah Chats With Us

Carrie Harps On, Dave Thornton and A Boom Mic In The Bedroom Window

Tommy Twain, Carrie Doesn't Want To Talk To Whales and Thank You For Your Amazing Donations

Fifi Loves The Way The ATO Taxes People, Jesse Was A Trolley Boy and Carrie's Favourite Piece Of Audio Ever!

Wassup, Tommy's Feat and Seven Toys For A Date

Viktor & Rolf Spicebomb, You've Gotta Be Shettin' Me and Is Producer Sammy A Man?

Rudebox, Anything You Can Do Carrie Can Do Better and Wendy Harmer

Strawberry Mackerel, Misophonia and Leaky Bum Filler

Carrie Loves M*A*S*H*, $50k Time Game & Three Thousand Crocs

The Time Game End of Year Cash Bonanza could score you Fifty Kay, and Nedd Brockman and Carrie Bickmore Team Up!

Tommy Actions Things, Carrie Discovers Outbox Is The Digital Version Of Out Tray and Cortnee Vine

Cyclops Carrie, Taylor Swift Winners and Same Same But ƨbяɒwʞɔɒꓭ

Tommy Tomahawk, Angry Genius and $10k Giveaway

Drunken Pilot, Dylan Alcott and A Wet Slobbery Hand

WINNER: Carrie & Tommy Send 15-Year-Old Aysha to See Taylor Swift LIVE

Vegemite Toast Party, Kate Langbroek and Eliza's Warm Mistake

Gwyneth's Romantic Gestures, Tommy's Sample Cup and Nipling

Most Likely Day To Die, Sophie Monk and A Smelly Elevator

A Whale Of A Time, Urzila Carlson and Tommy Cooks?

Fifi Box, Colorado Carrie and Tina's Bolognese Recipe

Angina Meets Gina, Microwave Broccoli and Trinny Woodall

Our Big Announcement, Singing The Wrong Lyrics and The Real House Wives

Carrie's Pterygium, Tommy's Viewing Party and Donna Hay

Special Guests From Our Childhood, Airbnb Chores and Scary Lightbulbs

Dog At A Funeral, Britney's Memoir and Butt Life Enrichment

Watching The Neighbours and Nedd Brockman's Next Adventure

Tommy and Tim Tszyu's Fight with Brian Mendoza, and Carrie hits the Roof after Tommy Lies to her!

We find Another Tommy Little, and we take a Look Back at the Archives of our Guys Lives

Tommy Begs World Champ Boxer Tim Tszyu if he can join his Posse this weekend before his Big Fight.

A special edition of the podcast, Tommy remembers his mate Cal Wilson.

Tommy Plans To Ask Tim Tszyu To Get Involved In His Next Fight, and Carrie Hears About Tommy's Death Mountain Climb!

Dave Thornton Fills In and Has An Issue With Tommy, And Tommy Takes on Death Mountain?

Audio of Carrie Fighting with a Member of the Team, And a Friend of The Show Goes into Adult Entertainment.

We Prank Tommy and Switch Out Tattoo Artists Mid-Tattoo, and Brodie Grundy gets his Revenge on the Show!

Carrie and Tommy Fight Over Who Told The Joke, and Carrie Hates People On Jet Skis!

Nedd Brockmann, Tommy and Romanie Are Getting Matching Tattoos, and Tommy's Weird Family Xmas Music.

The Guys are Loose After A Big Weekend and Discsuss Busses, Daylight Savings, Petty Parenting and Cheering!

A Mother Who Carried Two Babies Who Weren't Twins, and Carrie's Final Grand Final Surprise for Tommy.

Has Tommy Found Love at a Dog Park, And Guy Sebastian Plays a Game That Carrie Hates!

Carrie Tries to Line Up Another Surprise Collingwood Guest for Tommy, And The Time Game is worth $900!

Carrie Tries to Surprise Tommy But Messes Up Big Time, and Tommy's Touching Moment with His Dad!

Carrie Re-invents Economy Air Travel, and Tommy Has a Very Weird Mind Reading Game!

Jesse Tricks us into Drinking Something Gross, and we Hate Tommy's Food!

Tommy's Game Changing Invention, Birth Photos Sent to the Wrong Whatsapp Group, and Timmy Bigproblems Performance!

Tommy Gets Ripped Off on Holiday, Goss from the VMA's, and Hughsey got Mugged!

There's A Problem With Tommy's International Artist Friend, And We Speak To Lotto Winners!

Tommy's International Guest Finally Joins Us in Studio, And Carrie Asks Can You Be a Champion Over 40?

It's Producer Sonders Last Ever Show on Carrie & Tommy, We Say Goodbye and Cry a Lot!

Four Tickets on the Line for Fridayz Live, Carrie Is Going Grey, and Tommy's International Guest Update.

What Happened To Carrie's Car, and Tommy Has Organised An International Star!