TODAY: First, an update on Geezer's health and appreciation for everyone's kind words. She'll hopefully be ok. THEN: Gay raw naked butt sex in the Senate?? No!!!! I keep my democracy in there!!!! ALSO: A tap-dancing rendition of The Nutcracker has the right wing saying, "See? This is why we're Nazis," and we learn about how dancers in costumes give off "out-of-touch elite" vibes ------------------------------------------- Hey Folks! It's December, also known as Peak Season for UPS drivers. Due to Alex's busy schedule this time of year, we're going Patreon-only for the month of December. We'll continue to put out weekly episodes for patrons and host DEATH CHAT 500 on Saturdays. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to continue getting content served to your podcast app all year long, otherwise we'll see you in 2024.