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Health:

• Maximize memory function with a nutrient-rich diet
• The A list Ozempic user who pooped the bed at a Hollywood party
• Older weight loss drugs are in demand. But are they safe or effective? And should you take them?
• What plastic pollution does to your body, and what you can do about it

Happiness:

• Lost Donkey Seen Living With Elk Herd 5 Years Later: ‘Living His Best Life’
• Hobbyists Restores Steam Locomotive to Pristine Condition–Puffs Down the Tracks for the First Time in 44 Years

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Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam:

Higher Consciousness:

• 'Extremely dangerous': Health experts slam doping-friendly Enhanced Games
• What Are the Symptoms of Marijuana Allergy and How to Treat It?

Back of the Napkin:

• New Blast-RADIUS attack breaks 30-year-old protocol used in networks everywhere
• Crooks Steal Phone, SMS Records for Nearly All AT&T Customers

The Junk Drawer:

• Tennessee Woman Scores A Win In Free Speech Lawsuit Filed Over Her ‘Fuck ‘Em Both 2024’ Yard Sign
• What Happened When Teton Pass Collapsed

Last Call:

• Ruth Westheimer, sex therapist known as ‘Dr. Ruth,’ dead at 96
• Richard Simmons dead at 76: Legendary fitness guru passes away at his LA home day after his birthday

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Credits:

• RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity!
• Mama T
• Poem435
• Sharky

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